Where am I??

Oh Graham, now I'm really confused! Where am I?!!! My uncle Ivor was just extracting the urine - I'm not off to Oz for a while yet, not till next year anyway. Any news from Dom? When is the Wales v New Zealand match? I need to know so I can wear my welsh T-shirt hehe!! Can I have your address so that you can receive your very own postcard, don't worry no nude girls, just good ol' sun and sandy beaches!

Booyakasha rude bwoy

Owen the cheeseking